Emily VelascoMay 4

Last week, my neighbor gave me 32 packages of lunchables pepperoni pizza. That's more lunchables pizza then I would eat before it expired even if I really liked lunchables pizza.

I decided I would try combining all of them into one lunchables pizza casserole.

Here we go

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Unpacking all these damn things so i can get my mise en place ready
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The mise en place
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I'm going to do this like enchiladas and build it up in layers. Here's the first layer.
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Second layer
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I lost track, but I think this is the 5th and final layer.

I'm just guessing with baking so I'm going to put it in the oven at 350F for 30 minutes

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Out of the oven and looking tastier than i expected
Show threadJackie 🍉  
@MLE_online that looks delicious un ironically
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Show threadEmily VelascoMay 4
I'm going to do this like enchiladas and build it up in layers. Here's the first layer.
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Second layer
Show threadEmily VelascoMay 4

I lost track, but I think this is the 5th and final layer.

I'm just guessing with baking so I'm going to put it in the oven at 350F for 30 minutes

Show threadEmily VelascoMay 4
Out of the oven and looking tastier than i expected
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Quick review: It still tastes basically like a pepperoni pizza lunchable, but everything is hot and melted, so the flavors are more pronounced.

The sauce is still too sweet, and the crusts too much like pita bread, but the top layer of pepperoni and cheese got both crunchy and gooey. That's a nice improvement.

Overall, i think there's just not enough sauce to counteract the dryness of the crusts.

Score: 5/10

Show threadyour auntifa liza 🇵🇷 🦛 🦦May 4
@MLE_online OMG YOU DID IT! and now let’s hope you never do it again LOL
Show threadRachelMay 4
@MLE_online thank you for answering a question that I think nobody has ever asked, that is a mark of true research right there
Show threadZack SternMay 4
@MLE_online excellent job. Will you eat it all?
Show threadEmily VelascoMay 4
@zackstern i dunno. There's so much of it
Show threadnflux.gts :mastodon:May 4
@MLE_online important research 🙏🙏
Show threadBitslingers-R-UsMay 4
@MLE_online I genuinely pity anyone who ever gets on your bad side.
Show threadEmily VelascoMay 4
@AnachronistJohn why so?
Show threadBitslingers-R-UsMay 4
@MLE_online Because you are a creative genius who can make anything from anything. If you ever decided to use your abilities for evil, there'd be trouble.
Show threadBitslingers-R-UsMay 4
@MLE_online You give us new things to think about all the time :)
Show threaddaveMay 4
@MLE_online I used to eat stuff like that. It can be tasty, but I was lucky to get away from meat and highly processed food.
Show threadEmily VelascoMay 4
@hologram I would never buy these things because that's just too junky of food for me, but food is food and my neighbor gave them to me. I didn't want them to go to waste
Show threaddaveMay 4
@MLE_online I think like that, but I'm strictly vegetarian. Don't worry.
Show threadJackie 🍉  May 4
@MLE_online that looks delicious un ironically
Show threadJames AkersMay 4
@MLE_online wow- appetizing indeed
Show threadtoothpick sallyMay 4
@MLE_online its glory can only be exceeded by the final baked product
Show threadCharlotteMay 4
@MLE_online I'm a little terrified of just how much pepperoni grease is gonna melt out of that, but it does look incredible 😂
Show threadNick PooleMay 4
@MLE_online This is gonna be somewhere between a canned lasagna and a Chef Boyardee Pizza Maker pizza. I'm very excited for a report.
Show threadCharlotte WalkerMay 4
@MLE_online Don’t the layers make it more of a pizza lasagna?
Show threadEmily VelascoMay 4
@purplepadma i would say lasagna is a casserole
Show threadCharlotte WalkerMay 4
@MLE_online interesting, in the UK casserole is synonymous with stew
Show threadEmily VelascoMay 4
@purplepadma That is interesting. Here, a casserole is a mixture of things that are baked in a big pan until they all kind of set together
Show threadCharlotte WalkerMay 4
@MLE_online Oh that’s very different