MHLoppy[Satire] Bunnings announces hostile takeover bid for all 8,000 polling booths to regain control of sausage sizzle market
[Satire] Bunnings announces hostile takeover bid for all... #australia #bunnings #sausagesizzle
Voracious ReaderIsn't there an issue with Bunnings Onion Protocol?
Something inherently un-Australian about putting the onion on first, or after the sausage?
😬 sorry, not sure what the preferred onion protocol is
Back from my ride, and checked:
since 2018, the onion must go *beneath* the sausage, at Bunnings sausage sizzles, for safety reasons, after people had slipped on dropped onions and been injured.
omg bunnings is woke!? /s
They could have required that everyone who wanted to buy a sausage had to first buy a pair of non-slip safety boots, and insisted that the onions be fixed in place with a food-grade adhesive.
Two new income streams! 💰💲💵