"United" States? I don't even like people from the next town over. Get real, man.
To expand on this, people who think we need a common culture, or religion, or language, or whatever homogeneous version of reality or way of living...these people are idiots.

We should be a Christian nation.

Ok, what version? Catholic? Ok, no birth control then. Enjoy your family of 15 you horny bastard. Jehovah's Witness? Good chance you're not getting into heaven. Mormon? NO COFFEE!

@the_etrain coffee doesn't grow in the contiguous 48 and Hawaii can't grow enough so🤷‍♀️

@kamikat @the_etrain

Not so fun fact: Hawai'i exports almost all of the coffee grown here, then imports inferior generic coffee from the mainland for locals. Local coffee is too good for locals, who can only afford the cheap generic shit, apparently.

@the_etrain they all don’t even get along! Imma need mor(al) clarity!
@the_etrain Unitarian is as far as I could go. 😄
@the_etrain Baptist: No alcohol, no dancing...

@the_etrain
The original source seems to be gone, but ...

https://www.reddit.com/r/atheism/comments/su1erk/the_satanic_temple_had_their_inaugural_satancon/

"The Satanic Temple had their inaugural SatanCon. The hotel staff said all attendees were nice. However, police had to be called on the Christian protesters outside because Protestants showed up and were squabbling with the Catholics."

@baronvonj
Yah, but, it's not a party until the snake handlers show up.
@the_etrain Technically, since some christians claim the devil exists, you could go with satanism and have things like equal rights, treating people with respect etc.
ira (@ira@beige.party)

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beige.party
@the_etrain Too tired to properly follow... the common thing is idiots?
@the_etrain Where's the fun in that? There aren't even common cultures in old countries.

@the_etrain

Multiple Loves!
Multiple Hearts!
Let's stay home alone,
and feel alright!

@the_etrain I don’t even like people. full stop.
@the_etrain I don't like my Trumper family members. United my a**.