We should be a Christian nation.
Ok, what version? Catholic? Ok, no birth control then. Enjoy your family of 15 you horny bastard. Jehovah's Witness? Good chance you're not getting into heaven. Mormon? NO COFFEE!
Not so fun fact: Hawai'i exports almost all of the coffee grown here, then imports inferior generic coffee from the mainland for locals. Local coffee is too good for locals, who can only afford the cheap generic shit, apparently.
@the_etrain
The original source seems to be gone, but ...
https://www.reddit.com/r/atheism/comments/su1erk/the_satanic_temple_had_their_inaugural_satancon/
"The Satanic Temple had their inaugural SatanCon. The hotel staff said all attendees were nice. However, police had to be called on the Christian protesters outside because Protestants showed up and were squabbling with the Catholics."
Multiple Loves!
Multiple Hearts!
Let's stay home alone,
and feel alright!