DrewI don't know any of the context but I still find this post quite enthralling
ComradeSharkfuckerGod I wish I had the context though
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jayboneThere’s no context there it’s just people replying to the comment who clearly also have no idea what this person is talking about. At no point is any additional information provided.
I’m not in the habit of handing the proverbial fish. Get to work, citizen.
whats wrong w lesbian witches?
huppakeemagic
donpenises, apparently
It’s a name given to us by straight men who wanted to pretend women can’t really be gay.
We’re gay witch women. Don’t need a special word for it.
Your username is badass
I like drinking blood
𝕽𝖚𝖆𝖎𝖉𝖍𝖗𝖎𝖌𝖍They spend their time trying to destroy Gary’s marriage, apparently.
tetris11As it is so written in the holy texts
Evil KittyHmm interesting that people who make conspiracies about LGBTQ+ people are usually ones doing some scams or something worse hmm interesting, I wonder why?
You’re gonna get a kick out of the so very ironic overlaps between reich winger conventions and massive spikes in Grindr traffic in said areas during said events. Whatever could it mean?!
It means that I have more low quality prospects to sort through to find a decent lay. The Republican Butt Monsters are quite easy to spot but it still takes effort I would rather spend relating to healthy human beings.
What? You don’t wanna maybe win sudden nation-wide fame for leaked pics of your talented involvement in any number of Drumpf lickers’ petit-mort cognitive disconnect en flagrante? Whatever for?
Programmer BelchEvery accusation is an admission, as always
[deleted] in lemmyGary is a cabal of gay witches confirmed.
He wishes his life was that interesting.
An apparent male lawyer, who committed fraud, seems to at some point have told this woman – who’s sexual preference I’m not even vaguely concerned with – that she’s part of a lesbian cabal of witches… who are specifically trying to destroy… his marriage…
Huh. That’s some fuckin outerdimensional level of mental gymnastics right there, holy raging badgerfuck
Sundray“We are a powerful cabal of witches who wield the unlimited powers of Satan.”
“Yes! What shall we do, then?”
“Why, fuck up Gary’s marriage of course!”
Do you think they’re related to the sinister gay cabals that are responsible for Figgis’ room arrangements in Archer?
🤔 … could be…
With our powers combined…
Ah, at last, the truth behind the Gay Agenda^by ^Lisa ^Frank ™
No higher calling, no greater purpose. Fuck your marriage specifically, Gary!
Job well done lads. Off we go.
Job well done lads.
Haha somehow that tipped me over the edge, the image of the cabal of lesbians referring to each other as lads.
Swedneckthey’re all demoman tf2
I have a feeling that Gary’s wife may just not like him very much. Not sure how exactly the lesbian witches are involved, but enquiry minds would like to know.
Gary’s wife is definitely straight
He’s such a nice guy, he’d never have sinful thoughts about her of his own accord. Lawyer senses kicked in, ipso facto, quod erat demonstrandum, abra cadabra: witchcraft.
I guess the treat vector would be that they’d be Magicking Her Into A Lesbian
I think you’re on to something, raging badgerfuck does sound like it’d be on the list of marriage-enders.
SaltSongI mean, his wife might be really hot.
ByteJunkAnd really into witches.
And really into witches.
Isn’t everyone?
Touché.
I prefer Sorceresses
An individual of refined taste, I see.
WugmeisterThis comment reminds me of how my ex-bf became my ex after he told me he cast a love charm on me. I don’t belive in Magic, but I can’t trust someone who would think that the magical equivalent of a rookie is a good idea to do to your boyfriend
1024_KibibytesHere’s her original message:
evacide (@[email protected])
I have been informed that the guy who insisted I was part of a cabal of lesbian witches trying to destroy his marriage has lost his license to practice law because he committed fraud, and I'm just going to enjoy that for a minute.
There’s no context there it’s just people replying to the comment who clearly also have no idea what this person is talking about. At no point is any additional information provided.
This is fine🔥🐶☕🔥Director of Cybersecurity @EFF / Co-founder of @stopstalkerware
That’s a very powerful witch.
I would like to point out that Thanos made some guy’s life miserable just because.
So a cabal of lesbian witches looking to destroy someone’s marriage is just as much possible.
And I say this with the consideration that both are fictional and thus not bound by the rules of reality.
<snap>
The lesbian witch cabal can’t stop winning
You wish you were as awesome as this guy thinks you are.
The_CaretakerNext time I visit my favorite adult video site, I am definitely searching for lesbian witch cabal.
Also a great stoner rock band name.
Check out their split EP with the Mammoth Bong Druids of Weed Wizard Mountain!
MachinistI wanna party with a lesbian witch cabal.
One of them would be really good at fixing cars and machines, one of them would be real into gardening, one of them would be very bookish.
They could borrow my wife anytime for use in their evil sex magic. We’d get up to hijinks and shit.
OK that does sound like a fair portion of the lesbian polycules I’ve known lol
And kids, if you work really hard on your studies of lesbian polycules, you can become a Captain too!
Proably shouldn’t show you this:
lemmynsfw.com/…/6730ffbd-efb8-4439-ab58-37757620e…
That you in the background?
He’s got more hair, but my face would have that same expression if it was me.
pjwestinSounds like she’s a pretty powerful witch if she ruined his marriage and his career.
I don’t want to take anything away from the witch cabals, but guys like these have a tendency to light themselves on fire, the problem is usually when they bring down their family along with them.
Match!!i would say that, if black magic exists at all, it’s predominantly about causing guys like this to burn themselves down quickly and cleanly
It was staring me in the face but I was too blind to see it.
Thank you, master.
gAlienLifeformToo bad there are probably still supreme court justice and almost certainly high level DOJ employees who would like to burn lots of us at stakes, but, hey, one down
She’s not putting up much of a defence.
As an aside, do the lesbian cabals have enough resources to get on with the destruction of western civilization, or do they have a gofundme, or something?