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Tom GauldMy latest @newscientist.com cartoon
87BarnerTrump voice:
We collected some samples… beautiful samples… some say the best samples ever collected! In fact, I collected them… but I never get the credit…
Harm@87Barner @tomgauld.bsky.social
JD added: He does the best job, but they never even say Thank You!
enoch_exe_inc@tomgauld.bsky.social Collected and tested the purest sample yet; prepare for unforeseen consequences. ~ #HalfLife voice
Ehay2kAI Voice:
"Samples of unobtainium were collected by a thousand monkeys in February, the. They were tested by guinea pigs in Marbruary."
Jörg Knappen
Misja van Laatum@tomgauld.bsky.social petition to have all scientific papers be written in either passive-aggressive or conspiracy voice from now on 😂
Janne Moren@misjavanlaatum @tomgauld.bsky.social
After the third round of reviewer edits, believe me the voice becomes plenty passive-aggressive.
After the third round of reviewer edits, believe me the voice becomes plenty passive-aggressive.
Voracious ReaderYouTube voice:
Whatcha gonna wanna do is,
your gonna wanna go ahead and, like, collect, like samples,
then,
whatcha gonna wanna do is, like,
your gonna wanna go ahead and, like, go ahead and test the samples
Agonio@tomgauld.bsky.social Now I'm going to write everything in haiku style
Lesley Shashaty@tomgauld.bsky.social Calm reflection. All facts set on the table. A saner world.
Peter Gray (per/per) 🚲🏞🎷🏠🌿@tomgauld.bsky.social Voice in the wilderness
e.g.
Lo, the results of our research are in. Heed ye the abstract. Dismiss not the call to action stated implicitly in the conclusion.
e.g.
Lo, the results of our research are in. Heed ye the abstract. Dismiss not the call to action stated implicitly in the conclusion.
Wilm has moved / is verhuisd@tomgauld.bsky.social Boffins say: spectacular samples gathered. No testing needed. Evidence is clear.
Klaus Frank@tomgauld.bsky.social great, but I think you forgot to put quotation marks around the word "scientists" in the "conspiracy voice" one
Arthur Copeland“Collected samples, our team did. Tested, those samples were.” — Yoda voice, it is.
Count To Zen@tomgauld.bsky.social my third time reading this today and it's still funny
Fuzzy Leapfrog@tomgauld.bsky.social The top right panel feels more active-aggressive 
Christer« we collected some samples and cancer may have been cured »
journalist voice