people keep telling me to touch grass but my computer says that file already exists
@i0null That must be why my terminal doesn’t work with a touch screen: every tap, pinch & swipe would create a new empty file…
@i0null touching an extant file does not raise a diagnostic
@i0null (Sparkles) in that case touch should update the timestamps of the file

@i0null
touch doesn't care. It stays quiet while you touch grass all day.

Not that it doesn't JUDGE. It does.

@i0null cat grass

@iomf42 @i0null
> cat "food in cans"

cat: cannot open "food in cans"

@i0null
Touch would never. It let's you touch grass all day long and never says a word. Touch is a good friend like that, not questioning your mental health or anything.
@i0null no worries, we just need grass's mtime (mowed time) updated.
@i0null four! i mean five! i mean fire!
@i0null I really like the way the smoke seems to come off the monitor…