Charlie StrossApr 25, 2025

"Who would you prefer as your head of state?"

https://mastodon.social/@jkmcnk/114393486107526507

Donald Trump (I'm Canadian)
0%
King Charles III (I'm Canadian)
13.7%
Donald Trump (I'm NOT Canadian)
0.6%
King Charles III (I'm NOT Canadian)
85.7%
Poll ended at .
Show threadCharlie StrossApr 25, 2025

Okay, here's a BETTER poll:

"Wo would you prefer as your head of state?"

Donald Trump
0.1%
King Charles III
22.8%
Cthulhu
57.3%
COVID-19
19.7%
Poll ended at .
Show threadPaul Turnbull has moved.🇨🇦

@cstross If I’m going to have to have an autocrat I think I’d prefer Lord Vetinari.

#TerryPratchett

Apr 25, 2025 at 12:52pmWeb
Show threadUrsaApr 25, 2025

@Chigaze @cstross

I mean, he's pretty good. Takes almost nothing for himself, save a piece of bread with water and a nice Thud! Board. And his goals are largely to have a city that works smoothly*.

*without mimes

Show threadPaul Turnbull has moved.🇨🇦Apr 25, 2025

@UrsaAshBear Just don’t let him detain you… :)

@cstross

Show threadDud (Mx)Apr 25, 2025
@Chigaze Not a reign of terror, more the occasional light shower. #Paraphrase @cstross