I was walking around on a hike today and came upon two non-venomous snakes just mating in the middle of the trail, like "Why don't we do it in the road?"

IDK, they just came out of their dens so maybe they're extra horny. But we've got no end of eagles and hawks around here who think snakes are delicious.

Not gonna kink shame but I would not be an exhibitionist if I were a snake in eagle country.

Maybe that can be a new proverb.

#DeepThoughts