Well, there’s a first: a sex scene with an Inspector Clouseau reference. 😂

“He wakes me with a kiss at dawn. I’m lying flat on my belly and my first instinct is to check that I’m not tied to something. It’s like living with Cato, Inspector Clouseau’s manservant—I never have a bloody clue what to expect next.”

(I say it’s a first, but I’m sure there are forums chock full of Pink Panther slash fiction. Rule 34 will not be denied.)

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