LaffyApr 21, 2025

Who in 2025 HAS $3000 in cash?

Via Brad Moss:

Who in 2025 carries $3,000 in cash?

‪ Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem’s bag, including $3,000 in cash, is stolen from DC restaurant
https://www.cnn.com/2025/04/21/politics/homeland-security-kristi-noem-purse-stolen/index.html

Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem’s bag, including $3,000 in cash, is stolen from DC restaurant

Department of Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem fell victim to a thief while eating dinner at a downtown Washington, DC, restaurant Sunday night, the secretary confirmed Monday.

CNN
Show threadcobaltApr 21, 2025
@GottaLaff And why did she want to pay that much in cash? Gosh, she could have gotten a lot of reward points on her credit cards. Oh yeah. She doesn’t worry about such struggling amounts. Oh well, so sad. I hope to gosh it was not a brown person who stole it. Or a person who is framed.
Show threadAlisonW ♿🏳️‍🌈♾️Apr 21, 2025
@cobalt123 @GottaLaff
Doesn't she have a Secret Service minder at all times?
Show threadTim Ward ⭐🇪🇺🔶 #FBPEApr 21, 2025
@AlisonW @cobalt123 @GottaLaff It's all the fault of people who won't put pockets in women's clothes.
Show threadAlisonW ♿🏳️‍🌈♾️
@TimWardCam @cobalt123 @GottaLaff
Well yes, absolutely!
Apr 21, 2025 at 4:06pmWeb