Jerry 🦙💝🦙
Look, it’s great news that MITRE got funded for another year of CVE but we all know this is only a bandaid and the real solution to the CVE problem is going to be my shared google sheet.
Apr 16, 2025 at 2:39pmWeb
Show threadnoplasticshowerApr 16, 2025

@jerry lol

Penetrate and patch is dead. Long live penetrate and patch.

Show threadpH_Apr 16, 2025
@jerry pls snd to my signal thx!
Show threadAndrewApr 16, 2025
@pH_0x05 @jerry oh that’s a good idea, wouldn’t want hackers to get access to the list of vulnerabilities
Show threadBernard QuatermassApr 16, 2025
@jerry you need the special id system as well, https://infosec.exchange/@QuatermassTools/114348131853855595
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Show threadDr. Christopher KunzApr 16, 2025
@jerry And here we are again, it's that time of the... *checks notes* week.
https://xkcd.com/927/
Standards

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Show threadJerry 🦙💝🦙Apr 16, 2025
@christopherkunz this will definitely be the one spreadsheet to rule them all
Show threadDave Dugal 🔒 Apr 16, 2025
@jerry Or a fork of https://github.com/CVEProject/cvelistV5
GitHub - CVEProject/cvelistV5: CVE cache of the official CVE List in CVE JSON 5 format

CVE cache of the official CVE List in CVE JSON 5 format - CVEProject/cvelistV5

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Show threadJohannesApr 16, 2025
@jerry no, it should be an Excel sheet with tons of macros on an SMB share with versioning done by copying the file into a directory called "backup" and appending the current date to the name
Show threadDROP\ TABLE Hacker of EarthseaApr 16, 2025
@jerry lol shameful self plug lol
Show thread'gheecrickApr 16, 2025
@jerry Is that the same google sheet you store your passwords in? I like to keep all my eggs in one basket security wise. Makes all the answers easy to find.
Show threadShawn K. O'SheaApr 17, 2025
@jerry I feel like that Google sheet needs to be replicated in Excel in M365 and backed up to an S3 bucket. Now that’s security!!