So the big news today, other than the economy nose-diving (nothing new here), is that humans recreated Dire Wolves.

“You know what animal is extremely ferocious and kills anything in its path? Let’s reinvent them, except they are the size of donkeys!”

There is a reason why we called them “DIRE”

Idiots. Jurassic park-ass nonsense

@dugglebutt

Dire: bad.

Wolf: we made dogs out of them.

Therefore: Dire wolf = bad dog.

Why would we make bad dogs?

@davidtheeviloverlord lol. Yeah dude exactly. Apparently that same company is trying to bring back wooly mammoths. Not sure how i feel about all this. I guess wooly mammoths would be cool, but maybe not?