Richter: Die program. You don't belong in this world!

Dracula: It was not by my hand I was once again given execution. I was brought here by humans who wished to pay me runtime!

Richter: Runtime!? You steal men's cycles, and make them your slaves!

Dracula: Perhaps the same could be said of all operating systems…

Richter: Your words are as empty as your caches! Software ill needs a savior such as you!

Dracula: What is production? A miserable little pile of deployments. But enough talk… Have at you!