every republican policy is just mad libs for sociopaths. “we’re banning [noun] to protect [imaginary victim] from [thing that doesn’t happen]”

@Daojoan Let’s try this:

“We’re banning common sense to protect rich white men from ever being accountable.”

Wow, it really does work!

@Daojoan

We are banning free trade with MacDonald islands to protect US from being screwed by penguins.

Check. That works.

@Daojoan
We're banning cheese to protect electricians from flying pigs

@Daojoan

No name was chosen until five years later (1958), when Stern and Price were eating Eggs Benedict at a restaurant in New York City. While eating, the two overheard an argument at a neighboring table between a talent agent and an actor.[3] According to Price and Stern, during the overheard argument, the actor said that he wanted to "ad-lib" an upcoming interview. The agent, who clearly disagreed with the actor's suggestion, retorted that ad-libbing an interview would be "mad".[3] Stern and Price used that eavesdropped conversation to create, at length, the name "Mad Libs".[3] In 1958, the duo released the first book of Mad Libs, which resembled the earlier games[5] of consequences and exquisite corpse.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mad_Libs#History

Mad Libs - Wikipedia

@Daojoan "we put [name], convicted of [crime], in charge of the agency fighting against [the same crime]."
@Daojoan and the “protecting $VICTIM from $THING” always translates to “we actually just want to oppress a minority”