evacideSo much of cybersecurity is "We must secure the Orphan Crushing Machine so that unauthorized people do not crush the orphans," and not "Why the fuck are you building an Orphan Crushing Machine in the first place?"
Matt Blaze@evacide You'll change your tune next time you crave a nice cold glass of orphan juice.
Mardoch@mattblaze @evacide this was the exact kind of dark joke I needed today. Thank you