evacideApr 9
So much of cybersecurity is "We must secure the Orphan Crushing Machine so that unauthorized people do not crush the orphans," and not "Why the fuck are you building an Orphan Crushing Machine in the first place?"
Show threadMatt BlazeApr 9
@evacide You'll change your tune next time you crave a nice cold glass of orphan juice.
Show threadevacideApr 9
@mattblaze Without the Orphan Crushing Machine, we will have to crush the orphans by hand and their juice will be three times as expensive.
Show threadTero Hänninen
@evacide @mattblaze easy now or someone will offshore the Orphan Crushing Machine and then we’ll have Orphan Crushing Supply-Chain security to worry about as well!
Apr 9 at 5:11pmWeb
Show threadevacideApr 9
@0xtero @mattblaze There is now a 104% tariff on imported crushed orphans but that's ok because we will go back to crushing American orphans in America, like God intended.
Show threadMattApr 9
@evacide @0xtero @mattblaze are you mad, it will take us ten years to build the tooling needed to crush orphans at the current scale of imported orphan crushers!