LRRR Hype BotApr 7, 2025

I don't understand why the match ball was being delivered by parachute anyway? Is this an escalation from that little toy car that delivered the World Cup ball? What's next? Hot air balloon?Spaceship?

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/rugby-union/articles/cly5e9repxyo

Parachutist: Sale v Toulouse delayed after paratrooper gets stuck in roof

The start of Sale's Champions Cup tie against Toulouse was delayed by 40 minutes after a parachutist had to be rescued from the roof of the stadium.

BBC Sport
Show threadNick

@TheBreadmonkey Ever since the Queen* parachuted into the Olympic opening ceremony in 2012 everyone wants to parachute into stadiums. Sadly they’re not all as skilled as the Queen.

* The real Queen, not this new male Queen or his supposed Queen wife.

Apr 7, 2025 at 11:39amWeb
Show threadSkookumchickApr 7, 2025

@Nickiquote @TheBreadmonkey #NotMyQueen

(Post for satire purposes only, please don't take my citizenship)