Getting old is your 20-year tongue scraper finally breaking, and then ordering multiple replacements to find something that is anywhere near as good as the old one.

Also, realising you grew up in a bubble of relative peace and progressive values that has left you woefully unprepared for the rapid rise of fascism.

But mostly the tongue scraper thing.

@jamesthomson if I may make a humble suggestion, Guru Nanda makes one that I picked up at Walmart while home for the holidays last year.

It’s incredible. It does an incredible job scraping the tongue and it’s made of metal so it’s probably pretty durable.

Not sure if you can find in your region but if it’s available, 10/10.

@harpaa01 Noted, thank you!