I don't understand the rich. I want the kind of money they have, but I don't want to be as ignorant.

  Anywho... Client moved into a new home and his ISP gave him new hardware. He asked if we could throw away the "old junk".

 Now I learned a #Ubiquiti Security Gateway Pro has an internal USB with it's firmware. Gonna get a new USB, load #OpenWRT and test it out. Might replace my current gateway.

New toys weekend. Building a #Pwnagotchi as well. 

  So the internet and my assumptions lied to me...

The Ubiquiti SGP does in fact NOT have an internal USB.

More research will be required as now it's not as easy as I thought this was going to be.