In case you were wondering what kind of story would lead me to say "I'm going to need a moment to come up with something more printable than 'fuck no,'" it is this: https://www.washingtonpost.com/national-security/2025/04/01/waltz-national-security-council-signal-gmail/
Waltz and staff used Gmail for government communications, officials say

Trump’s national security adviser is trying to manage his way out of a crisis. But new revelations about his team’s operational security are piling up in the inbox.

The Washington Post
@evacide I'll take "Things that are less well-suited to classified communication than Signal" for 500.
@mattblaze You could hear from my screams even in space.

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Break national security AND train AI.

...When the time comes to delete the humans, AGI won't have to work very hard.

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I am 'shocked' that another of Trump's cabinet have NFI what their job requirements are.
The sick trolling continues.

@evacide @mattblaze obligatory „but her emails“ mention.
@mattblaze @evacide I worked with a warship combat system developer once. They used Gmail to discuss and exchange a bunch of stuff, including our transmitter IDS (interface spec). Somewhat classified...