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Lyrial@Vivaldi How about not using huge amounts of resources for an invented problem? Please, just stop this. How much water and power do the data centers powering this use? These invented problems are the nightmare. People have dealt with nightmares for, oh... 170 thousand+ years? You aren't solving problems. You, as a company, using massive resources for a problem that doesn't actually exist are, in fact, the nightmare. /s
Jeff@lyrial You know it's April first, right?
@cynical13 Yeah, I should add a /s I guess.
Chris
Nibor4000 🇬🇧 Ⓥ@Vivaldi shut up and take my money 😝
sverx🗩
Angela Scholder@Vivaldi Only if it will have Comrade Krasnov and Cronies as well as his Russian boss disappear from history!
This April's fools day should have been cancelled!
Random Tux User@Vivaldi
The Vivaldi nightmare blocker is a game-changer, leveraging AI-driven neuromorphic interfaces to disrupt subconscious terrors. With cutting-edge AI, negative energy blockers, and a bed wetting guarantee, it's a paradigm-shifting platform poised to disrupt the sleep industry. Sign me up for the beta test!
The Vivaldi nightmare blocker is a game-changer, leveraging AI-driven neuromorphic interfaces to disrupt subconscious terrors. With cutting-edge AI, negative energy blockers, and a bed wetting guarantee, it's a paradigm-shifting platform poised to disrupt the sleep industry. Sign me up for the beta test!
fred8615@Vivaldi And y'all said you would never do AI. 🤣
tr3k@Vivaldi Haha, at first I was hoping for a smart asocial media blocker like https://github.com/amitbl/blocktube Well done #AprilFools 😋
NOTxNSANEI thought it was an AI blocker and I was SO in...
ThePfromtheO@Vivaldi
Funny!
Read this one too (rather for Linux users, but not only): https://news.itsfoss.com/onepackage-announcement/
Especially the "Roadmap"🤣
Funny!
Read this one too (rather for Linux users, but not only): https://news.itsfoss.com/onepackage-announcement/
Especially the "Roadmap"🤣
