I've been begging ZeitOnline editor Jochen Wegner to translate and open their stellar coverage of America's fall for Americans. Here is a fine example: A European Declaration of Independence from America. Highly recommended. Vielen Dank, Jochen, mein Freund.
https://www.zeit.de/kultur/2025-03/europe-us-independence-relations-english/komplettansicht
Europe and the US: Thanks America, That’ll Be All

Andy Warhol, Big Mac, iPhone: It was a grand American epoch. But it’s over. Europe must finally emancipate itself – just not as awkwardly as Jürgen Habermas might like.

ZEIT ONLINE

@jeffjarvis

I am happy to see this, although

> After all, that arrangement worked out rather well for the 2000 years before Hemingway and the Big Mac.

makes me ask "2000 years? Why 2000 years?".

And of course we all know why 2000 years. So then my advice is "Maybe don't bend the knee to the Christians so much.".

@jeffjarvis Childish and unreflected article full of colonial thinking and moral grandiosity. Divisive instead of reaching out for communalities. Eurocentric on top of all. The EU is -at it's core- a neo-colonial endeavor, at the end of the day pursuing profit maximization of it's affiliated economies as top priority. Humanism might (!) come as a by broduct if you're lucky.
Europe's history is full of shameful cruelty and barbary, colonialism and religious bigotry. The Mediterranean at this very day is (willfully) the deadliest border on earth. No word on all that from the author.

Being German myself I can partly understand the unspoken grudge present in many Germans given the slavish cultural subdomination under American popular culture since WWII. The writer is clearly a specimen who seems to have suffered from this, and finally, FINALLY, can let go off some Dampf (steam). Playing the isolationist card now is not smart at all, to claim any historic moral high ground for Europe, is questionable.

@jeffjarvis
Thanks you very much for the begging. Excellent result that I’m sharing widely.
@jeffjarvis
I humbly, subjectively, call bullshit.
(That'll Be all, etc.)
@jeffjarvis but this is a very whitewashed story, one actually well in line with Trump's rewriting of history. I don't see how this is so stellar. I still don't understand your enthusiasm about European press coverage. It's still so partial