FrankFischer
Cat šš„ (D.Burch) 
ā Everyone who confuses correlation and causation ends up dying...
Danni Storm@catsalad As an epidemiologist I support this statement.
Stefan Eissing@catsalad almost half of them below average age!
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Harm@catsalad You can short that by omitting the confusion, correlation and causation š
The Turtle
Madame Aronow@catsalad Iām sorry is that aā¦ cat wearing a tinfoil hat emoji?!?! 
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StarkRG@catsalad And, thus far, birth has a 100% mortality rate.
lick here for more info@catsalad the result is the same in the control group, so there is no reason to not confuse them anymore!
Isaac Ji Kuo@catsalad I'm confused, and also now afraid I will die because of this confusion. But not as afraid as I am of being future simulated by Roko's Basilisk!
My future Roko's Basilisk simulation will be a simple program that just says "What?", "I don't understand," and "Where's the tea?" But evil Roko's Basilisk will not give future simulation me any virtual tea! This is very concerning to me. I can't sleep at night.
I need to calculate how this acorrelal trade stuff works ...
TeflonTrout 
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SpudHead (unfunny) (cool??) [0528]@catsalad [grabs spray bottle]
RevK 
@catsalad Well, not quite. Only around 93% of people who have ever lived have in fact died (according to google).
gnate
Blobster@catsalad Yet, I'm not dead! 
Levka
Willie Nelson - Still Not Dead (Official Video)
J.J.Fux 1660-1741@catsalad Also, there are two types of people in the world: those who divide the world into two types of people... and those who don't.
PedroMJ@catsalad What about correlating causes and effects? And what about identifying a correlation as the cause of some effect---such as a misunderstanding?
Nimona RESISTS@catsalad No one's getting out of this alive.