Rob RicciError: your email address must contain at least one upper case letter, number, and special character
Error: password already in use by another user
Error: new password must match one of your last five passwords
Error: password cannot be a valid Perl program
Error: username cannot contain ASCII
Your username strength is: 🟥 weak
Error: your password must contain your mother's maiden name
Security question: what was your first password?
Error: password cannot hurt admin's feelings
Security question: Like, what is security, really, anyway, man?
Error: password cannot be AI generated, cheater
Error: password cannot remind me of her, how could you do this to me
Objection: password irrelevant
Username expired: log in to change it
Error: password must contain one letter and one number.
No, seriously, password can only be two characters long.
Error: Special character in password does not feel special enough, spend more quality time with it and would it kill you to sometimes bring home some flowers or something.
Error: password may not trigger a backdoor in xz
Error: Password does not spark joy.
Error: Passwords? In this economy?
Error: Password has been trying to reach you about your car's extended warranty.
Error: Password is fine probably but it looks like you know about computers, I've been having this problem with my printer can you take a look at it.
Warning: Password is going to be really embarrassing when it's revealed in a data breach.
Error: Password cannot be the date of your death.
Error: Password cannot contain secret war plan
Error: Password must contain at least one uppercase number
Error: Password must be your crypto wallet private key
Error: Password cannot be in the Epstein files
Error: Password already exposed at Coldplay concert
Warning: Username is already in use by another user, but I'll let you share, as a treat
Steve Purcell@ricci Error: Password cannot be the new name for the Gulf of Mexico
Ives@ricci Roman numerals to the rescue!
pasta@ricci as a TA many years ago, I once paused at the whiteboard because I couldn't remember how to write an uppercase number
@ah old style numerals what up
Greg Parker@ricci no but seriously I had to change multiple passwords containing uppercase numbers when smartphones became a thing. If you know that the password contains "shift-6", but not what character that is, then you can't type that password on a phone keyboard.
Jima 
Spoontaneous Consumption