TIRED: Mind uploading
WIRED: Gut uploading

Your gut has a complex nervous system of its own—the enteric nervous system—that has huge and subtle effects on mood and cognition! Just digitizing your brain is inadequate, UPLOAD THE GUT FIRST! (The brain can come later.)

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Enteric_nervous_system

Enteric nervous system - Wikipedia

@cstross i'm taking this to mean that maybe AI needs to be connected to a printer to work properly. like, not to print anything, just so there's some good messy fluid involved so it can properly think
@andrewt @cstross To achieve true AGI, it needs to run on the OT infrastructure of waste water treatment plants.

@andrewt @cstross

It does make one wonder whether all of the corpsicles that went for the cheap option and only froze their heads have in fact completely screwed any infinitesimal chance that they might have had as a full body.

#cryonics #corpsicles

@cstross this is probably a good one to throw in the faces of mind-upload-believers bc the computational analogy at the heart of their assumptions completely breaks down here. how many transistors do we need to emulate your sigmoid colon? infinity, MFer. infinity.

@cstross That sounds like a shit idea.

Sorry, couldn't resist the bad pun...

@excds @cstross sometimes you just gotta go with your gut.
@cstross My gut and I are at war and I don’t want to take it with me.

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When I first heard about that, apparently there's more neural tissue in the digestive system than in the brain. 🤯

(I also gather that (last I heard) consciousness research suggests that a body is •required• for viable consciousness.)

@cstross Can I make changes and then download a bugfixed one?
@cstross Disemboweling, THEN Torment Nexus?
@cstross I think Greg Bear did a story or two along these lines. Bio-singularity.