Mastodawn

i think that it all went downhill when we made the jvm

@puppygirlhornypost2 but 3 billion devices

@kookie64 @puppygirlhornypost2 3 billion devices running downhill?

@puppygirlhornypost2 Some of us spurned the jvm and placed our faith in POSIX

As a result, we live in the bliss of #Perl and #Python

@puppygirlhornypost2 At least number of devices running Java is constant for our lifetime

@puppygirlhornypost2 did it go further downhill when arm made jazelle

@puppygirlhornypost2 woah woah woah, let's not get too hasty here, the real downfall was running JS on the server side

@Undead_Zeratul real downfall was creation of Electron... @puppygirlhornypost2

@branch300bpm ah yes, this front end is made of front end

@puppygirlhornypost2 I don’t know if we should be glad the instruction set was unrealizable so that Java coprocessors didn’t become a thing.

@shanecelis @puppygirlhornypost2
It is very very good that never became a Thing

@puppygirlhornypost2 put a jvm inside a Linux vm inside a docker container inside another Linux vm