@MostlyHarmless

#ALT4you An image of a man in a suit presenting a trend chart, with a pointer. Two seated colleagues, a man and a woman, each with a paper notepad look on.

The text on the image reads:

Are you lonely?
Tired of working in your own?
Do you hate making decisions?

HOLD A MEETING!

You can -
* See people
* Show charts
* Feel important
* Point with a stick
* Eat donuts
* Impress your colleagues

All on company time!

MEETINGS

THE PRACTICAL ALTERNATIVE TO WORK

@MostlyHarmless

#ALT4you An image of a man in a suit presenting a trend chart, with a pointer. Two seated colleagues, a man and a woman, each with a paper notepad look on.

The text on the image reads:

Are you lonely?
Tired of working in your own?
Do you hate making decisions?

HOLD A MEETING!

You can -
* See people
* Show charts
* Feel important
* Point with a stick
* Eat donuts
* Impress your colleagues

All on company time!

MEETINGS

THE PRACTICAL ALTERNATIVE TO WORK

@MostlyHarmless
Image description:
Are you lonely?
Tired of working on your own?
Do you hate making decisions?
HOLD A MEETING!
You can
• See people
• Show charts
• Feel important
• Point with a stick
• Eat donuts
• Impress your colleagues
All on company time!

MEETINGS
- THE PRACTICAL ALTERNATIVE TO WORK.
Drawing of person pointing a stick at a chart and two people watching

@MostlyHarmless

I like to look around at meetings and guess how much money is being wasted in salaries

@MostlyHarmless Are you implying meetings are a good thing? For the most part, except useless dude in a suit feeling important and when these are instead ofbreal break time…

Fuck the productivity race. Fuck capitalism, and fuck that "you have to be working each and every second without break" mentality that some assholes are "proud of"… There's no pride in being your boss toy…