Zelda 🎀"Hello, We're Firefox, The Only Browser That Hasn't Hit Itself In The Dick With A Hammer. For years now, folks use us because of our un-hammered dick. Now, you may be wondering why today we've brought this hammer and pulled out our dick. Well I'm glad you asked--"
november 🀄 in my mahjong era@TheZeldaZone "Some jurisdictions define applying percussive force with the head of a hammer to the shaft of the penis as 'hitting oneself in the dick with a hammer'; therefore, for legal reasons, we have to say 'we are hitting ourselves in the dick with a hammer'."
tootbrute@november @TheZeldaZone i'm at my desk and students are wondering why i am laughing.
thank you. i needed this laugh.