BrikoXElon Musk 'Close to Tears' in Interview, Says He's Running Businesses 'With Great Difficulty' as Tesla Sees Worst Stock Drop in Years
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conditional_soupOh no, maybe he should’ve tried minding his own business instead of trying to destroy democracy in multiple countries at once!
Oh no! Fantasy business failing just like those fired engineers with safety concerns said it would!
Too bad the rare resources are already wasted!
Let me… finish writing out… this reality check for… 0 fucks.
Liquidate that shit into individual gardening grants and public train money.
Men will do literally do anything instead of going to therapy
Little sociopath tears. In other words, bull!
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IninewCrowThat poor, poor man … give him more paper money to wipe his tears
rbosHe should list five things he’s done for TSLA.
Absentee CEO.
EisFreiGet the president to advertise the brand
This is the same as “Damage the brand by association”
FR idk why they thought it would help them at all.
Basic economics for anybody with the initials E.M. and a net worth in the billions:
Unless you’re product is drama and intrigue, there is such a thing as bad publicity.
Exposure can only increase demand with diminishing returns up to a asymptotic threshhold. A brand that everyone already knows about won’t see increased sales from promotion.
More.
I know this makes people happy and all that, but I won’t be happy until his black heart stops beating and his cold, lifeless, Nazi body is shot into the fucking sun. Fuck Elon Musk.
subignitionafter he dies we should send his corpse to Mars and crucify it as a warning
Warning to who?
Way too cool of an ending for him. Flush the ashes.
Best SpaceX can do it blow it to pieces over the ocean m.
shot into the fucking sun
That’s a lot of delta-v to waste on a billionaire.
As I’ve said before, sometimes you go the extra mile (or extra Δv in this case) to send a message.
otterWhy wait until he is dead?
Good point.
jballsDavid cross?
If you’ve never seen Mr. Show, you are in for a treat.
Oh ill look it up then.
He would like that idea too much.
Throw his remains in the middle of the ocean or just flush his ashes down the nearest toilet. Let every molecule that contributed to wannabe spaceman’s existence be forever bound to this planet he liked to fuck with.
That takes a lot of resources that he isn’t worth. Just dump him in a ditch.
government bailout in 3…2…
Boo hoo, why don’t you go cry about it in your mansion while you try to cut more federal agencies.
Does he have a mansion? I thought he avoided assets so he would have anything to pay taxes on some he’s a selfish piece of shit.
Cry me a river fuck face.
jontree255Cry more you Nazi bitch
More like wiping his tears with dollar bills. Wouldn’t be surprised if he and Trump’s buddies were given a heads-up to buy shorts before the stock market went downhill.
I’d bet F’elons life on it.
Hadn’t seen F’elon yet, good one.
More like making his own predictions come true. foxbusiness.com/…/elon-musk-upcoming-recession-ac…
Where is BJ when you need him?
Workout and become BJ.
AnUnusualRelicI googled BJ.
It was nice, but uninformative.
MushuChupacabraSucks to suck.
It’s still not enough. We need to ramp up Musk suffering at least another 60% in this quarter.
NOT_RICKNobody forced you to be a Nazi or involve yourself in politics. Go fuck yourself
MOAR!!!
Go choke on a turd, you Nazi scum.
InfynisSkill issue
circuitfarmerCry me a river, you absolute waste of a human being.
You showed your hand and you’re an complete piece of shit. I hope the good people got their money out of your schemes; it’ll be too late now.
‘Close to tears’ is not enough. He needs to endure decades of real tears.
kn0wmad1cHe only got close to tears because the drugs took away his ability to actually cry. Or feel.
It’s still up compared to 6 months ago. Kindly, fuck off with your crocodile tears.
good, hope that rich bastard has all the trouble possible to make his life miserable
😈MedicPig🐷BabySaver😈Musk = POS Nazi wannabe!
Never would have happened if he’d stayed the fuck out of politics. Hope he has panic attacks every day.
The dumbest part is, he absolutely could have gotten involved in politics and still been fine. Zuckerberg and Bezos have both publicly supported fascism and not seen nearly as much backlash. All Musk had to avoid was making two brazen Nazi salutes on national television and then becoming himself the face of the most moronic, questionably legal, regularly reversed (by both the courts and DOGE itself) funding cuts in the history of our nation.
But billionaires are actually narcissistic and lucky, not smart and hardworking, so here we are. The richest man in the world, probably high most of the time, crying on TV. If someone had written a novel with this plot 20 years ago I would’ve dismissed it as too stupid.
becoming the face of the most
Exactly why he’s doing it. The details matters less to him than beating other billionaires you mentioned at something, even if that something is abhorrent.
Gut him — financially, ofc.