Update: They gave him something to do https://mastodon.social/@mcc/114088394716420114
It really was extremely nice of Bong Joon-ho to make a movie just for my birthday. Few directors are that considerate

That was…a lot. Like that was roughly 1.8 movies in a 1 movie sized bag. It was as if Bong thought this would be his last ever chance to make a big budget movie and was scribbling furiously trying to get all his ideas in while he had the chance. There was a lot of structural oddness and all the performances felt like they were directed by someone who didn't speak English. But if you want to watch something over the top and loving it, watch this

I'm glad Mark Ruffalo had fun.

You get to see Robert Pattinson's butt jiggle
@mcc it was a fun movie

@mcc is that a “pro” or “con”?

He did well as Emo Batman!

@Taffer It's a pro if u like boys. And I like boys
@mcc saw this today as well and enjoyed it. thought coming out: 2025 is a target-rich environment for satire. like the moment mark ruffalo's character appeared i was like, ah they're going to stack up multiple loathsome rich guy attributes from the ample buffet spread before us in the real world. but also just the general themes of labor, humanity, replaceability, etc. can't remember if Hardspace Shipbreaker literally also called it "printing".

@mcc > There was a lot of structural oddness and all the performances felt like they were directed by someone who didn't speak English.

I have never heard anyone more precisely describe Hideo Kojima games

@mcc happy birthday!
@mcc happy birthday :)
@megmac @wren thank you!! Technically it's another hour and a half but
@mcc he had so much to do. and he accomplished it all