I've been wanting to make this poster for a while. I just need a phone number to put on it. I was thinking of putting mine on there just to see who called and if anyone would either play along or think it was sincere. I could have some fun.

"Hello. Wut...? Your name is Evelina? Oh, hi Evelina, is this your dog? Oh, you mean your dog is named Evelina? Can you come get Evelina, please?" etc.

Or maybe I could put the local cop shop number on it.