Crypto is so "safe:"
Hackers and scammers are constantly stealing it.
If it's on an old laptop and you lose it, tough luck.
Politicians are gaming the system, pumping/dumping, and scamming, making the "value" fluctuate wildly.
It has zero intrinsic value.
And now, self-serving and self-interested politicians want the US public to use our money to buy crypto so private investors can profit.

NYTimes: "The cryptocurrency exchange Bybit lost $1.5 billion to North Korean hackers last month"

@petergleick It's unfortunate that we've lost that word. "Crypto" used to refer to cryptography, the reason it's safe to do banking online, and without cryptography we are definitely unsafe. I wish that people would specifically say "cryptocurrency" when talking about the bogus pump-and-dump schemes and the fake money.

@not2b @petergleick 'crytptocurrency' is too dignified, like pretending it could be 'currency.' How about we call it 'crapto'.

Imagine this scenario: Treasury drops $100 billion in tokens, loses secret key.

@maccruiskeen @not2b @petergleick

That’s the one thing I’m actually quite looking forward to.
@maccruiskeen @petergleick Or maybe "magic beans". Like, I invested all my money in magic beans and someone swiped my beans!
@maccruiskeen @not2b @petergleick "North Korean hackers steal $100 billion in cryptocurrency from US Treasury in world's biggest heist."

@petergleick
Yup, that's part of the hack, make US a huge ass mining farm, cryptocurrentize major part of US state and citizens financial reserves and transfer them parsimoniously in the rightful pockets..

Various backdoors are already in place, but as you can see, with the right set of tools or attributions, they are not even needed.

Farm baby farm until the harvest :)

@petergleick At least that's accurately described, without any allegation of the transfer being illegal in any way. Code is law, so whatever happens to the coins is legal.
@petergleick does the US dollar have any intrinsic value?
It’s just green paper

@theearthisapringle @petergleick Cryptocurrencies are pitched as a “new gold standard”. A significant part of gold’s value is its utility. Cryptocurrencies have no utility, therefore no intrinsic value.

They’re all the worst parts of fiat currencies, zero-dividend stocks, and commodities synthesized into something that manages to be worse in every way than any of the things which came before.

@bob_zim @theearthisapringle @petergleick but it wont ever be a gold standard... the entire crypto thing setup makes it incapable
@Chesi @bob_zim @petergleick what do you mean?

@theearthisapringle @bob_zim @petergleick

like i said it.

Crypto will never be a "Gold Standard"

Crypto is setup in such a way that that can never happen.

One of the primary issues with cryptocurrencies is their lack of regulation. Unlike gold, which is a well-established asset with a long history of regulation and market stability, cryptocurrencies operate in a largely unregulated environment.

@Chesi @bob_zim @petergleick why does the regulation matter
And I can sell you gold without anyone knowing
I wouldn’t call that too regulated
@theearthisapringle @bob_zim @petergleick if.you have to ask you are to dumb to answer...fuckoff.cryptotard
@bob_zim @petergleick they don’t have intrinsic value, but currencies don’t need that
The reason it behaves similarly to gold is because of its low monetary inflation, meaning that there isn’t much printed/mined at a given time, protecting its ‘value’ against inflation
I think a major problem with crypto is that too many people think of it as an investment, instead as of a currency

@theearthisapringle @petergleick Currencies don’t need intrinsic value, but the ones which don’t have intrinsic value are just fiat currencies, the things cryptocurrency bros claim to hate.

Cryptocurrencies don’t behave similarly to gold in any measurable way. They’re strongly *deflationary*, which is the worst possible thing for a currency to be. If we actually used Bitcoin or Ethereum as currency rather than speculative investments, we would have experienced an economic depression so severe all of the “first world” nations would have collapsed entirely.

@bob_zim @petergleick the fact that they’re deflationary causes their value to rise
Also not all cryptocurrencies have a capped supply like bitcoin, like ether is constantly produced
How on earth would we have a global depression if everyone used crypto?? Suppose everyone used gold coins instead. How would that be different?
@petergleick that's just an exchange
people didn't have to keep their money connected to them in any way
while its true that crypto is somewhat volatile right now, it makes up for that with its lack of inflation
@petergleick to be fair the North Koreans could use that money a lot more than Americans…

@petergleick

If only you are holding the private keys or the seed of your wallet and if you keep it safe, no one can steal it.

Regarding the price, when #Trump came up, everything was shaked. Not just crypto. One of them, #EUR rate with respect to #USD.

I agree these #decentralized #money are not as much decentralized as they should be. But as a matter of comparing, the USD is under control of just one entity. But as for #Bitcoin, several parties share authority.

Not to mention that #cryptocurrencies are not all the same. And there is #Monero which is much more decentralized thanks to their #P2P mining pool.

We are not in a perfect world. Sometimes you haven't got a good choice. Only "bad" and "very bad" ones. In which case it's logical to choose "bad" because it's the "best" choice.

Last but not the least, cryptocurrencies are developed in the open in the general case. Where in the case of something like USD, it's up to the #US government and central bank. If you don't like a crypto and you think your idea is better, it is possible to fork it and form your own community and network. For instance #BCH is a fork of #BTC. Because some community members had the opinion BTC is going the wrong way.

@farooqkz See? It's all just made up fantasy money.

@petergleick @farooqkz thats all it is...
Fantasy money.

But crypto bro morons tout it as the realest thing ever...

Its not.

Time and time again those same bros have proven that they aswell as crypto can't be trusted.

@farooqkz @petergleick please take mercy on "IF" that poor thing is doing very heavy lifting...

@petergleick No matter what one may think of #cryptocurrencies or #blockchain tech. But this whole notion of 'safe' is too often misinterpreted and muddled up.

If a bank is being robbed with money stolen, it's not the US$ that's the problem. If someone scams somebody else out of money, it's not the US$ that's the problem.

Similarly, if a crypto exchange is being 'robbed' or people are being scammed, it's not the crypto asset that's the problem, but the parties playing along in the game.

@petergleick I will play the devil's advocate because it's fun sometimes.

All of these issues exist for money too. You can lose a bunch of cash, give your bank details, cards or laptop access to a scammer. This is a you problem.

Politicians may game crypto sometimes. But all real money is is a politician's game. They do inside trading, print as much money as they want. Banks lie about their reserves and can take money from your account anytime.

On these two fronts I'd say crypto is better as it's a secure, verifiable and decentralised ledger.

There's no intrinsic value in money too. The value comes from others believing it has value - just like crypto.

The value fluctuating wildly is just perspective. An economy that believes in crypto might say - What is this politician propaganda money? its value keeps fluctuating wildly w.r.t crypto and and always falling over time.

#crypto #economics #cryptocurrencies #blockchain #bitcoin #monero
@bshankar @petergleick found another moronic crypto bro dick sucker
@petergleick dat hele crypto geneuzel mag van my gewoon opbokken.