Currently laid-up on the couch because I thought I could drill two small pilot holes (into brick) to put up a security camera. Those two small holes cost me at least 6 Aleve, several HOURS of my time, and the shame of hobbling around for the next few days as though I have just undergone some major surgery.
Goddammit, that camera is up now though.

Pray for disabled vets. We're more pathetic than we should be.