I’d like to extend my sincere condolences to my American friends for what we’re about to do to the U.S., but sometimes the only way to deal with a bully is to punch them in the face. That traitor is holding you hostage, and until he’s removed, the best we can do for you, friends, and us, is to kick the stuffing out of him.

Also, it’s been a long cold winter since that orange buffoon and his Fox ilk started harassing us a decade ago, and whatever small pain we can inflict on that arse is good.