Sir_KevinJoe Exotic's husband deported by ICE
NoerttiperttiThere’s going to be so many fat leopards.
I don’t think Joe can vote from prison.
𝔼𝕩𝕦𝕤𝕚𝕒In many states you can’t vote once you leave it either.
Leopards Ate My Husband
Big cats ate them face
VaggumonThe faces are extra tasty.
ThePowerOfGeekJoe Exotic really seems to be leaning into leopards these days.
Hahaha, you think a gay dude's getting one of Trump's golden tickets for US citizenship? I mean come on, has he even raped any women? Remember, trans ones don't count!
i absolutely hate this, and at the same time, you’re entirely on point here. it’s beginning to feel a lot like sex crimes are a rite of passage to the new regime, bonus points if it’s a hate crime directed at a trans person
What do you mean “sex crimes”? There’s about to be no such thing vmby then end of the next 4 years. Women won’t be able to report crimes
irreticentSex crimes happen to men, too.
I wasn’t talking about men, I was talking about women.
peoplebeproblemsI’m pretty certain they’ll still be able to report a crime, but it becomes selectively enforced and used to control people.
Or they encourage victims to speak up, then force them to marry their rapist and remove all agency from them in that marriage to prevent them from speaking about it again.
Or both.
Or something worse than all of the above.
I’m pretty certain they’ll still be able to report a crime
No, I bet they won’t be able to. Their husbands/fathers would be able to, but not them.
Remember, as recently as the 1970’s a woman would need permission from her husband or father for a line of credit or bank account.
I’m honestly surprised they haven’t lowered the age of consent to 12 whilst accusing transpeople of being pedos at the same time somehow.
I’m reminded of a comment by a representative in West Virginia when they were considering raising the age of marriage to something less awful about how doing so would undermine their way of life
Jesus Christ, at this point when they tell on themselves I mostly just get scared because I realize there are fucking pedos everywhere.
Yeah I remember being furious about it. Like I’m generally pro teenagers doing whatever teenagers will do with each other so long as it’s consensual and they have proper sex ed. But people under the age of majority should not be marrying adults. It contains a crippling power dynamic and fucks them up
That’s exactly my stance.
IndiBronyIf you have 5 million, surely you’d just use that to live in a different country?
UnderpantsWeevilHahaha, you think a gay dude’s getting one of Trump’s golden tickets for US citizenship?
Very possibly, if you can get him in the same room as Trump and he does a good enough job of brown nosing.
The Donald is a notorious queen, loves Broadway, loves gay culture and appropriates it with abandon, and would happily make a pageant of granting clemency to Joe Exotic’s husband if he was in his 2020 celebrity heyday rather than the dustbin of Netflix history.
I mean come on, has he even raped any women?
Given the guy’s history… I’m not counting it out.
I’ve never seen him partake in gay culture.
Pretty naked about it in his first term.
He was handed that flag at a rally. Holding a flag and participating in or appropriating a culture are wildly different things
He was handed that flag at a rally.
By a campaign staffer.
I mean come on, has he even raped any women? Remember, trans ones don’t count!
Does this mean trans-rape is 21st century lynching?
I think trans ones count if you fuck em over instead of just merely fucking them…
Just saying, my bf wishes he could fuck me as hard as the US Government does
Emerald (she/her)my bf wishes he could fuck me as hard as the US Government does
Brand new sentence
Who?
Joe Exotic is the guy from the Tiger King documentary that went viral during lockdowns. He’s a gay republican presidential candidate, a (former) zoo owner, a tiger breeder and illegal seller, and currently in jail for attempting to have a rival zoo owner murdered.
I’m still proud of the fact that I haven’t seen Tiger King to this day.
That’s an odd thing of which to be proud, but I’m the same way with mainstream music. We just like to feel like we are unique sometimes.
If more people would have rejected reality tv slop, we wouldn’t have had The Apprentice. Tiger King is in the same category of weird, voyeuristic shit.
Wasn’t the apprentice was a game show? I believe tiger king was a documentary. Both slop sure but I don’t know that either count as reality TV do they?
If a game show leans heavy on the scripted drama, I classify it as reality tv. People aren’t interested in the competition. They’re interested in the conflict.
Me neither. Never saw Star Wars or any of the Harry Potter movies either.
Congrats on your ignorance.
RhoeriThe irony.
Congrats on your superiority
As I tell my wife every time she reveals another pop-culture media source she’s never seen, “m’eh. You’re not really missing out on anything unless you actually want to watch it. In that case, I’m sure we can find a copy on the seven seas.”
Sad if true
Same. Zero interest in that drama.
Thats because you think of it as just another carefully choreagraphed reality show. But this is more a WTF lets sit here and see what happens documentary. The guy who filmed it saw a train heading for a pile of dumpster fires and took a seat in it.
Basic Florida Man
Pretty standard, really.
He’s actually from Oklahoma. But the lady he tried to kill was from Florida
If he can get $5 million, does that mean he financially recovered from this?
even my myopic ass could have seen this one coming. this admin was never going to support him
i thought a tiger would eat his face, but eventually turned out to be a leopard
Couldn’t have happened to a more deserving piece of shit. Zero sympathy.
Yeah, doesn’t make sense no matter how you look at it.
Trump was exceedingly, vulgarly, and graphically clear that a vote for him was a vote the policy of heavy-handed and widespread immigration crackdowns.
BlackmistExcept for Nicky Jam. She was hot.
I doubt that Joe Exotic has been married at any time in 2025
It seems they were not married as of 1st November 2024
Perhaps they weren’t legally married but had some kinda tiger ceremony followed by a sweaty handshake…
Fine, but they can refer to each other as husbands if they like
Captain AggravatedYou know what? No. “Husband” “Wife” and “Spouse” have a legal meaning that has ramifications in tax and contract law, so I can only assume (especially from someone of his ethical caliber) that using such language is attempted fraud.
Nah fuck that. The idea that the state needs to validate people’s relationships is absurd.
People can do whatever they want with their relationships, but if they want a union recognized by the government and the advantages conferred by that, then yes the state can regulate that