@flexghost I think we should put Trump's face on Euro notes if the Euro becomes the new reserve currency.

@flexghost we only put dead presidents on currency. So as long as the fucker dies as part of the deal I don’t give a damn. Well, I’d want it to hurt, but otherwise.

@flexghost satire inevitably has diminishing returns when confronting the most humiliating sycophancy imaginable.

@flexghost Trump's arse must be getting chapped from all the GOP cowards queuing up to kiss it.

@flexghost While we're at it, we should create a new bill worth $0.00 with Trump's face on it. Why? Because putting that good for nothing dumbass's face on money makes no fucking sense (cents?).

@flexghost Effective satire is getting more and more difficult because reality is so batshit. If I put HALF of what is happening today into one of my novels, people would scorn it as ridiculously implausible and demand to know why I so obviously hate America.

@flexghost The Onion should just start reposting these

@flexghost The world's most expensive toilet paper. US$100 a sheet.

@flexghost Expensive toilet paper.