MMSWomen are over-represented in film noir given how hard it is to commit crime in high heels.
Eggmont 🐘You would not say that if you had ever been spiked with a stiletto by an enraged barefoot woman in a dimly lit fog filled alley.
Just how do you think all of those nefarious gentlemen of dubious repute in film noir came by their dashing eye patches? Leaving the spoon in their tea?
You dismiss the grave danger posed by high heels to your own peril. One does not commit crime in high heels. The high heels are the crime. A high crime encompassing motive, opportunity, and means.
Do not ignore the "click, thump, click, thump, click, splash, click, squish, click, squish..." following you down the darkened alley unless you want to be known forevermore as One-Eye...
Unless of course you aspire to become a pirate and lack the courage to leave the spoon in your tea.