Government: You owe us money; it's called taxes.
Me: How much do I owe?
Government: You have to figure that out.
Me: I just pay what I want?
Government: Oh no, we know exactly how much you owe. But you have to guess that number too.
Me: What if I get it wrong?
Government: You go to prison.
Me: How much do I owe?
Government: You have to figure that out.
Me: I just pay what I want?
Government: Oh no, we know exactly how much you owe. But you have to guess that number too.
Me: What if I get it wrong?
Government: You go to prison.