The new administration has vowed to reduce wasteful government spending, so I made this guide to help people understand how that works.
@lowqualityfacts ehm, this is low quality? are you sure about that?
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Many have said it before, but still: This is bordering precariously on high quality facts!
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You could add further decision branches based on how efficiently the money funnel flows.
@lowqualityfacts this is a factual representation of the Musk administration's current operating model.

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What's going on? LQFs is looking pretty accurate this morning.

@lowqualityfacts The only thing low quality about this fact is the spelling of “government”.
@lowqualityfacts Good stuff! I think we were observing the same thing :)

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FAA getting cut followed by SpaceKaren being tasked to "modernize" FAA, undoubtly with a no bid cost plus contract outside of the current budget

Is there a Dodgey slush fund to pay severance packages of the legions of fired Federal employees, Has the congress legitimately allocated funds?

@lowqualityfacts I'm sure this is true but there's a secondary reason: random firings generate fear and encourage obedient compliance with unreasonable demands. It's a fascist thing. They've shown they can be cruel to random victims. Now, if you obey orders you'll have nothing to fear for a while, until they need a new enemy to unite people against.

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When a crook is in charge, it makes perfect sense
Enjoy this parody of America the Beautifulhttps://youtu.be/ob0YuZUmZYo

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It's actually low quality fact, since only those that funnel to the *correct* billionaires are not wasteful.  
@lowqualityfacts Toys-R-Us-style private equity acquisition of the US government is going great! vulture capitalism is my favorite flavor
@lowqualityfacts actually looks spot on to me.