HOUR FIVE OF VEGANISM. MORALE: FADING. URGE TO KILL: RISING. I THINK I'M GONNA DIE.
I'VE YELLED "I'M VEGAN NOW!" AT EVERYONE I'VE SEEN TODAY. THEY HAVE BEEN UNIVERSALLY NONPLUSSED.
THEY DO NOT SEEM TO REALIZE HOW MUCH DANGER THEY ARE IN.
@LRRRonEarth Remember, they’re stuffed full of microplastics, and the youngling males marinate themselves in Axe body spray.
@LRRRonEarth before they know it, you'd eaten their liver.
@LRRRonEarth I'm not sure your diet is properly balanced. Have you supplemented your veganism with a smug, even hectoring, air of moral superiority? Because many of the vegans I've encountered seem to do that, so maybe it helps.

@msbellows

BUT I DON'T WANT TO SAVE THE PLANET OR REDUCE ANIMAL SUFFERING. I WANT THE OPPOSITE. PITY ME!

@LRRRonEarth I'm not seeing how that makes you different from other vegans.
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@msbellows @LRRRonEarth SHHHH, NOW IS NOT THE TIME TO MENTION SAMURAI SWORDS AND VEGAN MURDERS
@ai6yr @LRRRonEarth IT'S ALWAYS THE TIME TO MENTION SAMURAI SWORDS AND VEGAN MURDERS.

@LRRRonEarth

Don't worry, there's only 4 more stages of suffering before you enter that vacuous state of misery.

@LRRRonEarth Try just holding some prey in your mouth but not chewing. People say that works with smoking.

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Remember how this started - YOU ARE WHAT YOU EAT.

Eat the Vegans.