If anyone out there is working for the federal government and is managing systems in the crosshairs of the ongoing coup attempt, I am begging — begging — you:

Let them fail.

Don’t stop them from breaking it when they do something stupid.

Don’t help them learn the system when they shouldn’t even have access to the system..

Don’t set up self-healing guardrails for systems left unattended after you’re locked out or fired.

Don’t save them from themselves.

LET THEM FAIL.

1/

If you’re in some federal agency and “DOGE” comes coup-knocking on your door, and if your system is something they actually want to keep at least partially functioning — the procurement system, for example — then the single most effect thing you can to do •help the coup succeed• is to make sure nothing catches fire while they ransack the place.

This coup ends if and only if it create noticeable and immediate chaos in the lives of people who curently support it.

2/

When you’re working on a system (business or human!) for years, it becomes your baby. You want to protect it. You want it to survive even if you’re kicked out. Like sailors on a ship, protecting the ship above all.

But if the ship falls into enemy hands, keeping it afloat might just be the opposite of what you want to do.

Look up “USS Lexington (CV-2).”

3/

That’s a dramatic historical comparison, and look: I’m not necessarily suggesting you should actively destroy federal computer systems. But at the very least, don’t teach the invaders to •pilot• the ship before they chuck you overboard.

Let them fail.

4/

Maybe, maybe you'll even have the chance to pull a Citroën:

https://www.drive.com.au/caradvice/citroens-genius-act-of-sabotage-against-the-nazis-in-world-war-ii/

Maybe you can slow down whatever BS they’re pulling. Maybe you can install a deadman switch in the software so that it stops working if authorized people aren’t present. I don’t know.

But for heaven’s sake, don’t train in the fascists.

/end

Citroen’s genius act of sabotage against the Nazis in World War II

When the German army rolled into France in 1940, the boss of Citroen was never just going to just lie down and surrender

Drive

@inthehands

*watching the Enterprise go down in flames after Kirk destroys her to prevent the Klingons from taking the ship*

Kirk: My God, Bones. What have I done?

McCoy: What you had to do. What you always do. Turn death into a fighting chance to live.

#EverythingIveEverNeededToKnowILearnedFromStarTrek
#StarTrek
#StarTrekIII

@courtcan @inthehands "probably should have evacuated the crew first, though."
@maccruiskeen @inthehands Dang it, knew I was forgetting something. 😆