tetris11The Party is conducting house raids. You are an undesirable and have X days prep. Where do you hide?
moreeniThere’s a lot of literature on the work of Soviet partisans. Some survival guides from three letter agencies of different countries were leaked. I’d “arm” myself with those (and actually arm myself with real guns if I will have access to them) and move to the forest. Forests and mountains are an excellent terrain type to go into hiding with both cover and natural resources to keep you going
BjörnGood try, Nazi scum!
Boomer Humor DoomergodI hate parties. I’ll be in my room.
Brilliant! By hiding in plain sight, they will search your piano and floorboards looking for you, only to never realise their mistake
Maybe something like this
youtu.be/S0wEfdhbHUk?6Jb1yncjSDiKDi1y
Watch out! The people are hiding in an office (funny)
“Entschuldigung, ähm, Hören Sie, Können Sie mir helfen?”
The dubbing of this in a female german voice is just, fantastic.
pancakeIf a fascist party ever takes control of my country, I’ll be in a different country by then.
I’m waiting for last minute. Maybe zombies come and wipe slate clean.
I thought the same thing. But here I am.
Cowbee [he/they]Certainly not discussing it online.
What is ‘the party’ and why are they conducting house raids?
the party
house raids
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Pardon?
I.e., you didn’t create the @claymore username for the bit a few hours ago. You’re legit @claymore.
I don’t see how an emergency fold-out diaper changing table is going to dispel anyone
Well, suffice to say it dispels anyone in front of it as a fine pink mist.
Sounds quite useful for getting rid of unwanted odors, maybe they should start fitting these in public restrooms
Careful, the govt might copy the idea!
toomanypancakesI’ve been worrying about this transpiring since 01/20
I’m not sharing my plans online.
mexico, and i’ll keep an watchful eye over any icepicks that happen to be nearby.
Gotta keep moving, then. Need a good information network, they can’t be everywhere at once, and there are more of us than them.
comfyUnder their beds.
kingthrillgoreHi ICE!
Hide in Juarez City, Chihuahua, 5 minutes south of El Paso: or in Tijuana, 15 mins south of San Diego.
Cleverly concealed at the front of a large crowd of my peers, with shields, guns, and a guillotine.
I stick a maga sign in the yard and slap an ar-15 sticker on my jeep.
DragonThere is a reality show where retired law enforcement officers try to hunt you down and if you stay hidden for a month you win $250,000. Very informative.
en.wikipedia.org/…/Hunted_(American_TV_series)