the definitive proof that you weren't your parent's favorite

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the definitive proof that you weren't your parent's favorite - Lemmy.World

Lemmy

I’ve been to the 1st birthday parties of some of my friend’s kids. Nothing of value was lost

…that Matthew kid is always a dud.

Seriously. First birthdays are like last birthdays. Just a lot of drooling, incoherent babbling and shitty diapers.