Saw this on LinkedIn and I think it perfectly sums up LinkedIn
@JauntyArt at an old job, where upper management did no work, just toiled on powerpoints and awful business-speak rhetoric, one of them had the genuis idea of comparing us workers to cogs in a machine. An awful metaphor to belittle folks, and they didn't realize it. They displayed 3 gears in various sizes and numbers of teeth all interlocked with each other. I tried to explain that due to physics this wouldn't work and they didn't get it. Appropriately described working conditions there though.
Charlie Chaplin Swallowed by a Factory Machine - Modern Times (1936)

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