David Ho
I got nothing for this.

https://www.congress.gov/bill/119th-congress/house-bill/1161
Feb 11, 2025 at 6:45pmWeb
Show threadMenel Feb 11, 2025
.................... like how can this be the reality I live in. Without that link I would never have believed you. I'm still unsure.
All of this, you could've never told anyone what would happen, it is too unreal stupid. No satire dares it. Too unrealistic for satire even. 😶
Show threadJDFeb 11, 2025
@menel @davidho when the GOP satires themselves....then others can't do it right? Right? Colbert is gonna destroy them on the Late Show!
Show threadSkoobieFeb 11, 2025
@davidho Not the most immediate issue, but can you imagine how many address forms would get messed up over the use of multiple commas and a potential ampersand in the state name section? Like, things get messed up in the mail when 2 numbers are too close together 😂
Show threadEndlessMasonFeb 11, 2025
@davidho Maybe it's time to stop feeding the trolls?
Show threadMcCrankyfaceFeb 11, 2025
@davidho the idiot who introduced this needs a swift kick in the nuts and then to be replaced by someone who is actually interested in working for the people of the United States
Show thread̶s̶e̶t̶h̶ ̶ ̶Feb 11, 2025
@davidho Please feel free to write to Representative "Buddy" Carter (R-GA1) and let him know what you think: https://buddycarter.house.gov/forms/writeyourrep/?zip5=31401
Write Your Rep : U.S. Representative Buddy Carter

Rep. Buddy Carter, Serving Georgia's 1st District

Show threadLegionFeb 11, 2025
@davidho I mean, even this administration's supporters should be up in arms about the fact that their representatives are spending time and tax dollars doing silly shit like this.
Show threadSilent.TomFeb 11, 2025
@davidho USA ist now a big joke...but not a funny one.
Show threadPatrick Morris MillerFeb 11, 2025
@twallutis @davidho Astronaut, always has been, etc.
Show threadPepperbikeFeb 11, 2025
@davidho And then relocate it to the Gulf of America.
Show threadMimiFeb 11, 2025

@davidho

Here we are

Show threadRMFeb 11, 2025
@Mimi_Mato @davidho someone else made a comment that at least President Comacho cared about the people.
Show threadMimiFeb 11, 2025

@rowlandm @davidho

Yes, we aren't in a funny movie.

Show threadDitolFeb 12, 2025
@Mimi_Mato
Come on, you can't compare them, Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho actually had style. And he had to work hard at some point in his life. 5 times Ultimate Smackdown champion is an artistic and athletic achievement.
@davidho
Show threadyashpheh 👁️❤️️🇳🇱🧀Feb 11, 2025
@davidho Will eggs be cheaper in "Red White and Blue" land?
Show threadRachel W.Feb 11, 2025
@davidho I was so hoping that this was satire.
I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
How will the world make it through 4 years of this crap? It's like doing hard time for a sentence we don't deserve...only the MAGA idiots should have to suffer!!! I'm Canadian and it's bad enough from up here!
Show threadTorger Åge SinnesFeb 11, 2025
@davidho https://youtu.be/-RZ3dPehG5w
Stupid Americans

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Show thread📄 Mehdi.docFeb 11, 2025
@davidho
France : "Red White and Blue" ? Oh you mean this is a gift ? Oh you shouldn't have *forcing you to sign*
Show threadDitolFeb 12, 2025
@mehdi_benadel
France is Blue White and Red. Netherlands are Red, White and Blue. ;)
@davidho
Show threadTheGentYYCFeb 11, 2025
@davidho Stealing this
Show threadgreyllamaFeb 11, 2025

@davidho it's important to name and shame the people responsible for these pieces of shit

The Sponsor of Today's Bill is:

Earl LeRoy “Buddy” Carter .. an American pharmacist and politician serving as the U.S. representative for Georgia’s 1st congressional district since 2015. The district is based in Savannah and includes most of the state’s coastal southern portion.

Born: 1957 (age 67 years), Port Wentworth, GA

Office: Representative (R-GA 1st District) since 2015

🖕 fuck you Earl 🖕

Show threadDitolFeb 12, 2025
@greyllama @davidho
Show threadReid Feb 11, 2025
@davidho there’s no fucking way that’s actually what the bill is called clicks the link no fucking way, that’s actually what the bill is called
Show threadTravis 'Nep' SmithFeb 11, 2025
@davidho “[‘Buddy’], what you have just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.”
Show threadZACFeb 12, 2025
@davidho AGREED! So far.
Show threadMaddogecoFeb 12, 2025
@davidho red white and blue, just like
Australia, Cambodia, Chile, Costa Rica, Croatia, Cuba, Czechia, Dominican Republic, France, Iceland, Laos, Netherlands, Norway, North Korea, New Zealand, Russia, Samoa, Taiwan, Thailand, Uk
Show threadRaptor's Nest (He/Him)Feb 12, 2025
@davidho Is this the Onion?
Show threadDitolFeb 12, 2025
@davidho
Red, White and Blueland? Like, they want to make Greenland Dutch???
Show threadMinnà PandoraFeb 12, 2025
@davidho I can't wait for the day Trump renames New York City into Donaldville (Duckburg in French)
Show threadMiguel GuerreiroFeb 12, 2025
@davidho The work of the Onion is becoming harder by the day