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IF YOU TRY TO TALK TO ME ABOUT FOOTBALL, I'LL KILL YOU.
StarkRG@LRRRonEarth There are many versions of football besides the American kind, it's almost a guarantee that at least one of them uses the inflated skin of a human foot as a ball. Might that interest you more?
YOU RAISE AN INTERESTING POINT. BETTER GIVE ME YOUR HOME ADDRESS AND A LIST OF YOUR GREATEST FEARS SO WE CAN BASH THIS OUT. I MEAN, HASH THIS OUT.
@LRRRonEarth Heart disease and climate change. I don't think those are particularly easy to use against me. One's already happening, and I'm probably doing the other to myself anyway. So, bring it, I guess.