IF YOU TRY TO TALK TO ME ABOUT FOOTBALL, I'LL KILL YOU.
@LRRRonEarth There are many versions of football besides the American kind, it's almost a guarantee that at least one of them uses the inflated skin of a human foot as a ball. Might that interest you more?

@StarkRG

YOU RAISE AN INTERESTING POINT. BETTER GIVE ME YOUR HOME ADDRESS AND A LIST OF YOUR GREATEST FEARS SO WE CAN BASH THIS OUT. I MEAN, HASH THIS OUT.

@LRRRonEarth Heart disease and climate change. I don't think those are particularly easy to use against me. One's already happening, and I'm probably doing the other to myself anyway. So, bring it, I guess.
@LRRRonEarth American football, I'm guessing?
@writeblankspace @LRRRonEarth oh you mean American Rugger?

@Theriac @writeblankspace

ASK YOURSELF WHETHER IT MATTERS ENOUGH THAT I NEED TO CLARIFY.

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It depends on how many cups the ball weighs I suppose.
@LRRRonEarth Go Chiefs, and can you please make it quick and reasonably painless? Maybe just bite my head off first.
@jimbush HASTA LA VISTA.

@LRRRonEarth Thank you!

You're the alien overlord we both need and deserve.

@LRRRonEarth
How do you feel about Blurnsball?
@jaykass FOR ME, IT'S DEATHBALL OR NOTHING.
A quote by George F. Will

Football combines two of the worst things in American life. It is violence punctuated by committee meetings.

@LRRRonEarth FINALLY! Someone gets it! Can you please laze the stadium?

@LRRRonEarth

LRRR: IF YOU TRY TO TALK TO ME ABOUT FOOTBALL, I'LL KILL YOU.

suicidal people: travis kelce shouting at his coach.