I call it β€œgreen tea” but technically it’s just hot Mountain Dew.

@Chrishallbeck

Surprisingly, not as bad as you might think! I used to drink 2 liter bottles of it on the regular in high school (yes, I have ADHD, why do you ask?), and it was quite drinkable even after sitting in a school bus all day during a marching band competition. πŸ˜†

@Chrishallbeck my feed is full of American news and this is still the worst thing I've read all week