By the way, if you get that "Oh no! Goose!' reference in the hashtags, I'm sorry your various joints hurt so much when you wake up in the morning. And you probably need to update your glasses prescription..

@EdCates I know that hockey exists in the USA, but I don't think Americans understand that pretty much every Canadian, small children included, is lethal with a slapshot and WILL ALSO casually hip check a bitch at the grocery store.

@EdCates Untitled Goose Game 2: HONK

@EdCates @lisamelton Canadian Geese are fooking scary

@EdCates Effin birds eh?

@EdCates If you have to fuck a boot to find Oot--I have to know this God and learn his ways. Is there a size requirement?

@EdCates no step on snek!! 🐍

@EdCates “What would Wayne do?”