Microsoft. I want windows to do exactly two things.

1. Be an operating system.
2. Leave me the fuck alone and let me work.

That's it. I don't want clipchamp, I will keep removing new Outlook no matter how many times you reinstall it and make it impossible to block. I do not want to know more about my desktop picture. I do not want to search bing from the desktop. I do not want to see the slow loading news every time I accidentally put my mouse in a certain place.

Make an operating system that shuts the fuck up, can you do that?